What do Christians celebrate at Christmas?  “When Joseph and Mary had a baby called Jesus.  They travelled to Bethlehem by plane and Pontius was their pilot.”

What is the difference between the New Testament and the Old Testament?    “The New Testament was a better version.”    

What miracle do Christians celebrate at Easter time?    “Chocolate”

Who was Solomon?    “He was a very popular man who had 700 wives and 300 porcupines.”

Other than Christianity, state two religions?   “1. The Force in Star Wars.   2. Football.”

What were Jesus’ closest group of followers known as?   “The 12 decibels”